Excerpts from The Man with the Sneezes By Itzah C. Kret:

Some people have all kinds of diseases And I know a man who had seventeen sneezes. "Gesundheit", "God Bless You" was what I would say, As the man with the sneezes sneezed through the day. "Gesundheit", "God Bless You" was all I could say, As the man with the sneezes kept sneezing away.

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The man with the sneezes was loose in the tent! And the crowd went wild as they watched the old gent. They simply didn't know how hard he could sneeze, So I screamed, "WILL YOU ALL CALM DOWN PLEASE!"

Next thing I knew he was flying again, This time he landed inside a pig pen.

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