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And I know a man who had seventeen sneezes.
"Gesundheit, God Bless You" was what I would say,
As the man with the sneezes sneezed through the day.
"Gesundheit, God Bless You" was all I could say,
As the man with the sneezes kept sneezing away.
a Seussian style poem about a man that keeps sneezing himself all over the place
as told by a Resplendent Quetzal, the bird that follows him all around. To the
Mayans, Quetzales represented freedom and wealth. Today, if you're lucky and
patient, you can see a Quetzal in Central America. If you're still curious about
how this book came to be CLICK HERE.
This book is suitable for children ages 3 to 83.14159265358979323
The Man with the Sneezes
signed by Itzah C. Kret
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Joan Mondale, former second lady and grandmother recently wrote on November 3, 2003:
"This an original, fanciful and charming children's story. I'm going to send a copy to Garrison
Keillor at Minnesota Public Radio".
"Itzah C. Kret seems to have found the magic formula for helping children to laugh, think and talk
about his many topics--what a wonderful gift for you and the young ones in your life."
Leonard B. Finkelstein, a former superintendent (PA) and grandfather
“Itza V. Inner!”
Dan & Elaine, Falls Church, Virginia.
“My 10 year old loved it! It’s got a rhythm that really grabs you”.
Nancy, The Bronx, New York
“So glad the man who makes my grandchildren laugh out loud is at it again!”
Ronna, Georgetown, Washington, DC
“FABULOUS! The art is awesome to say the least!”
Elsie, Highland Park, Illinois
“It’s beautiful. A wonderful balance of sophistication and naivete.”
Tom, New York, New York
“This is wonderful!”
Edna, Toronto, Canada
"The only book my daughter raves about"
Liz, Washington, D.C.
"Fun and Charming. Just the kind of zany scenario and musical cadences
that appeal to children and the child in all of us."
Faye, Minneapolis, MN
"For a holiday book that tickles and pleases. One just can't beat "The Man with the Sneezes."
The pictures are great, the text is a riot. There's just no excuse not to dip in and try it.
For a 6 year old thinker, there's plenty of plot. And not one of the pictures was covered with snot
So take out your hanky, and cover your nose. This story will prompt many loud honking blows
"The Man with the Sneezes" pleases the most. Enjoy it today with your Halloween ghost!"
Josh, Washington, D.C.
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ITZAH C. KRET IN THE COMING YEARS:
I Forget To Remember
Mop Till You Drop
Time to Clean House
A Sense of Nonsense
A Sense of Sibling Nonsense
Where's my Elephant?
Written by Eye'ma C. Kret & illustrated by Itzah C. Kret:
Land of the Lost
Tired Teeth
Even though they may not be ready for a whole year, if
you'd get emails on these books, Ice Cream for Breakfast
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All Rights Reserved. Including, but not limited to,
the inalienable right to pursue truth, beauty and
flowers.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters,
places and incidents are either the product of the
author’s imagination, several manic episodes, or a
complete nervous breakdown. Any resemblance to
any actual persons, living or dead, except for Paul
Wellstone, is entirely coincidental. Children should
not attempt to sneeze themselves anywhere
without an adult’s supervision.